Embarrassing Moments

ok like I couldnt sleep so I snuck down and got out the ice cream and i didn't put it in a bowl i was just going to have a couple spoonfulls and i started reading all the jokes in here and i was laughing so much -in silence of course which is really hard haha - and I looked and i ate most of the family ice cream. i was wondering why it was melting!!!!!!!!!

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Well, we all have our embarrassing moments, especially in the places we don't want them to happen. Note: When you are walking, look FORWARD! You can come back and awe at the sight. We had taken a trip to Barkerville......amazing little town by the way......and I looked back to gaze at something. It so happens a man was right in my path, and I walked right into him. I would have been a little less embarrassed if I had been with my parents, but I happened to be with my friends parents :O How embarrassing. Fortunately, the streets were emptier, but I'm still sure someone saw. How embarrassing!

My most embarrassing moment was in English class when we were playing Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader and my team made it to the million dollar question. The question was "Whats the biggest organ?" I yelled out skin and everybody just stopped and stared at me then laughed. My team just stopped and stared at me!!

This one keeps happening to me, it all started when I was with my friend at the movies. I thought I saw my cousin (this guy looked so much like him its nor funny). So I went up and said something like, "Ha long time no see!" Well, he looked at me like I was crazy and I realized it was the wrong person!

Me and my friend were swimming once, and i had a bikini on and when i was underwater the top part came up, then i stood up and i was blabbing away to her about something... and she made the notion for me to pull my bathing suit and i looked down, and my, ummm... ya, well, was sticking out! Sooooo! embarrasing!

I was gonna show my class a few pictures i took at the British museum in London and i accidentally put the video and pictures of me hosting a sleepover and we were telling our biggest secrets!!!! and they heard it all and the worst part was it wasn't closing!!!! it was frozen but still playing

hey mell it's Amanda haha I always love your embarassing moments!!! Cya at soccer, amanda

I was on stage performing and my pants fell down. Everyone in the audience saw and it was so embarrassing!

On a regular morning I was on the school bus going to school and at the last stop my MOM showed up and yelled out to me: "Honeeeeey, do you have your music project?" I was SO humiliated, and after, all the kids on the bus started laughing at me and I almost started crying!"

Well let's just say it was a super boring day at school because pretty much half our class was at track, so we had to go to another split class. I was very tired because our teacher didn't give us much to do. Then the teacher was calling on me while I was looking right at him, but I was too bored to notice. Pretty much everybody was looking at me! How embarrassing. I was glad half my class was at track!

once i was sitting in the library and i went to the bathroom and when i came back there was a total stranger reading all off my personal emails! i told him to bug off but her read ALL about me and my friend talking about the boy i liked! turns out it was my crushes big bro!

I was at my uncle's house, and with barefeet i was walking aross his front lawn. Suddenly, my foot smooshed into something warm and very squishy. I looked down and realized I had stepped in his dog's fresh poop! To make matters worse, when i cried out in disgust, everyone laughed! But even I have to admit it was extremely hilarious!

It was the first time meeting my boyfriend's parents... everyone was called to the table for dinner and I was upstairs using the bathroom. So I hurried up to get downstairs so I wouldn't be the last one to sit and I slipped and fell all the way down the stairs, which happened to be right across from the dining room table where everyone was! Nothing was hurt except my ego! How embarrassing!!

Well I was at a dance called the pre teen that happens everymonth & I was walking around looking for guys & a slow song came on & someguy I know threw friends came up to me & put his arms out so I figured he wanted to slowdance so I put my arms around him & started to dance & then he turned to me & said "um o no I wanted a hug" so I just gave him a hug & walked away.. It was soooooooo embaressing & what"s worse is later I found out my best friend has a crush on him! If she ever finds out I'm dead, now everytime I see him I just walk away

One day, randomly, this totally hot guy who I had crushing on ever since the beginning of the year asked me why I called his house during the weekend. I was just walking by him with my BFF and I said, "What did you say?" because I didn't quite hear the question. And he was like, "Why did you call my house during the weekend?" So I misunderstood him and ended up saying "Oh, I'm sorry, I cant go to your house this weekend because I'm going to me Dad's." (I totally thought he was asking me out!) It was THE MOST embaressing moment I had experienced EVER! So then my friend said "Oh, I'm sorry but I think Emily misunderstood you." It still makes me blush just thinking about it!

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In grade 1, we were supposed to be really quiet as we were walking down the hall to our assembly and their was a bunch of other students their. When I was talking to my friends and making kissie faces as a joke, i tripped and fell on my crush. Sooo Embarrising!! Don't tell anyone!

so today ( april 7) my best friend and i were walking around the calf and she turned really quickly now the floors are really slipery!!:) and i was wearing balerina flats so she turned really fast and i went flying and as i was trying to grab onto her before anyone saw i saw my crush watching so i fell flat on my face and the WHOLE school saw i was bright red everyone was laughing as i got up and fell again.... needless to say im never wearing those shoes again!

One time me and my brother (he's 17) were playing and i really had to go to the bathroom, so i decided i would head down there. Well my brother scarede me to death and picked me up and put me on his shoulders. Well, i really had to go, and i was laughing really hard... then, i kinda peed a little! LOL!!!

One of my friends and I were in music, and my teacher is very boring. So while she was talking, we were passing notes, and I asked, "if you had to live for a week without a shirt or pants, NO underwear or bras, what would you choose?" and passed the note to her. She passed back to me saying "def. pants cause I am so flat!". I said that wouldn't know what to choose, and as I was throwing the note to her my teacher came and took it! I am in a play that we are doing at school; I am the main character, and I am afraid that she would call mom, so me and my friend appolizgized. It was so embrassing because all of the guys were laughing really hard! I will never forget that day!

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TOADS! One of my most embarrassing moments was when I was at my cottage (I was 4 or 5) and I was trying to impress my friend by catching a toad. So under the deck was this HUGE TOAD. After a few minutes of chasing it around I finally caught it and brought it back triumphantly to my friend. But then she started screaming EWWW! and I felt my hands getting soaked! I looked at the toad and it PEED ALL OVER MY HANDS! Ewww, so much for trying to impress her!

OMG. In grade 2, I needed to go to the bathroom but the teacher was in the middle of a lesson. I kept putting up my hand but she still didn't see me. I was reaaly getting embarresed because I realy had to go! Before I knew it, I peed my pants in front of the whole class. A big, yellow puddle was leaking on the floor. Everybody was looking at me. It was soooooo embarrising!!!

This happened on my first day of high school. It was lunch and I was eating some rice thing my mom made with chicken and I while I was chewing and sitting at a table with older kids who totally scared me i SNEEZED and rice flew all over everyone! I thought i was going to be killed but mostly they laughed and said ew gross and moved away from me a little. so embarasing!

I was working at Tim Hortons and this mom and her kid came up and asked for a coffee and a juice. The kid started begging for a donut and the mom said no. She turned to me and asked if I could say we're all out because the kid was freking out so much so I said sorry we have no more, those donuts are on hold. So the kid cried so loud and said I was mean and the mom hugged her and said I know sweety she's terrible. Then she winked at me and and paid. The person next asked why I would do sucha thing. omg that was awful!

One time when I was sleeping my brother had nothing to do and it was 2:00 in the morning and he thought he should play a prank on me so he got black tape and taped me to my blaket and he thought that was not enough so he when under my bed and taped me to my bed finnaly I was waking up so he ran to his room and i woke up to turn off my tv when I noticed I could not move at all i look down and see I was taped to my bed so I yelled KYLE and he came in laughing and i freaked out on him then i finnaly took the tape off and when back to bed.

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Me and my sister and friends were playing a game we made up named "florders" and i was on top of my round bed frame and one of my legs fell in behind the bed frame and one of them wasn't!!!! All my friends laughed!!!! No-one helped me up!!!!!! LOL

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One day I was standing outside of school, waiting for my friend to come to school and a seagull dropped it's mess all over my head. Everybody was laughing at me and when I was in the bathroom trying to get it out of my hair it got all over my brand new sweater and my good hair brush. Then the bell rang and little kid came in and laughed at me! I was sooo embaressed :)

One day, i got an award and i hate when my mom brings the camera, so when i went up to go get it i shook the teachers hand and then, my mom came up in front of the WHOLE school, and took a picture, i didn't smile because i was sooooo mad at her, so i was frowning in front of the whole school and when then the school was laughing at me.... sooo embarassing!!!!!!!!!

One day we had a special hot lunch at school, but I really didn't like mine because it was really spicy! I wanted to call my mom to see if she could bring me another on lunch but when I pressed the phone line to make a call I hit the P.A. system instead. I was talking to my mom for five minutes before I realized the whole school heard me!

Well, my brother works at an auction house, so I go their a lot and get to see tons of cool stuff! You see, one time, they had 20 some tables of stuff, and they would aution off whatever people wanted. Me and my were looking aroud, and I knocked a pole off one of the tables! Everyone looked at me and the Auctioneer guy even stopped and looked! I picked it up but i was soooooooooooooo embarassed!!

In front of all my best guy friends i was running down our big hill at my school and of coarse I lost my footing and fell all the way down I tried to shake it of and give the excuse "I ment to do that" most embarassing moment!

When I was about six years old I was playing in the back yard with my brother and my dad. I saw the broom on the ground and got an idea that I would jump on it! So I did. At first nothing happened but after jumping on it over and over it swung up and hit me in the face. OUCH! My lip was bleeding and I was crying while my whole family was laughing. Back the I was so embarrassed but now I just laugh too! It felt like I was in a cartoon!

This one time I was looking at my mom's old makeup and she had this bright pink lip stick that was so bad. I winded it up all the way and it fell off so I put it back in the tube thing and put it back so she wouldn't know I broke it. Then I was talking to my mom and she says Have you been in my make up? And I'm like NO. So after a while we're having lunch and she says are you sure you haven't been in my stuff? And I'm like Why can't you trust me. Then my dad and sister come home and she's like OMG what's on your face? So I look in the meere and theres pink lipstick smeered across my face from when I wiped my nose. How embarasing!

OMG! girls i read like all that stuff that is soo funny and most of that stuff i read i couldn't beleive i thought that would be a really scary thing if it happened to me!!!

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This one time I was soooooo bored in class and I was doodling on my notebook and chewing my pen and thinking about when recess was finally going to start. Then my teacher started smiling at me and asked me to come to the front of the class to answer a question. The question was "was that a good pen?" I didn't know what he meant and why everyone was laughing histerically so he told me to go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and OMG!!! I had ink all over the side of my mouth and tongue and it wouldn't come off. The class was laughing so hard and when I came back to class they started laughing AGAIN!!

Okay so this happened when I was about 11 or 12. I was building a snow fort with my friends on the first big snow fall. We had made this tunnel through the snow to the back of the yard where we built this wicked fort that was as tall as us and had 2 rooms. So we were adding snow benches and carving out holes for windows and I was acting like a goofball singing some silly song and my friends were laughing and watching me and as I was closing my eyes being silly and carving the hole at the same time my friends started screaming EWWWW!!! I opened my eyes and in the snow was DOG POO and it was on my mitts! How embarrassing. To this day it comes up when we have our first snowfall. LOL Happy fort building everyone!

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My bro, my dad and me were all at a nearby zoo and we were going to buy something at the gift shop. My dad has this really weird nickname for me and he called out "what would you like to buy monkey-butt?" I was so embarrassed and he did it in front of everyone. He still calls me that to this day.

Normally I call my dad "Daddy" a lot. My teacher is like the Terminator 3000, and once in math class I was so stuck in a test and there was no name line so I put my hand up and said out loud: "Um Daddy, where do we put our name on the test?" I just froze in the spot after I realized what I said... I was so embarrassed!

the most embarassing thing ever was when me and my friend were at a movie. Some one burped really loud and everyone started laughing including us. Later on, somebody farted but i think we were the only ones who heard it because no one else was laughing. we couldn't stop laughing and the security guard came in and told us to shut up! everyone was staring!

One day at school, me and my 4 friends-ones a guy- were hanging out by these 2 trees we weren't supposed to be by. Then we saw this big peice of doggy doo doo. All of a sudden, a another guy ran over calling my name if i wanted to play soccer. By the time he reached us, he had stepped in the large peice of you-know-what. It didn't happen to me, but it must have been very embrassing. we were laghing so hard-including him cause he was okay whit it- so the teachers saw us and gave us trouble. I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT DAY!!

We had to do french plays in french class, and my crush was in my group. He was playing a part of a girl, but then we had changed it to a guy, but I forgot to change my script. Before we performed the plays, I was studying my lines, and when we performed I had accidentally called him "Mrs." instead of "Mr." and then I laughed so hard for the rest of the play that I messed up all of my lines. It was really embarrasing

one time i was in class not paying attnetion and when everyone said the answer out loud i said it with them so the teacher wouldn't know i wasn't listening. mean while i was drawing little designs on my book. then everyone started laughing so i started laughing too and they laughed louder so i did too then i looked up and saw everyone was laughing at ME!!! the teacher was aksing me a question and i wasn't answering so when people laughed and i laughed too it was even funnier so they laughed more. then when i noticed i was so embarrassed and my friend told me later that she laughed so hard she pee-d a little. people even had laughing tears.

My embarrasing moment was when i went to Winkler, MB for the harvest festival. the night that i went, there were these performers. The guy had done a fireball, and was then going to put a torch down his throat and put out the flame. of course, he was nervous, so he was stalling. he did an impression of the statue of liberity, then he said, "And now, a Lighthouse" and he held the torch in front of him and turned around in a circle. Of course, i found that really funny and burst out laughing. The embarrasing part was, i was the only person in the entire crowd that laughed!

when i was like 11 me and my friend were at Canada's Wonderland with her parents, my parents and my little brother. well i was watching ripetide while we were on our way to get some lunch. and well i have never really been able to walk a strait line without paying attention and well i was slowing down and my dad called me and i turned around in time to walk face first into a tree! my nose hurt and when i caught up my friend started giggling. turns the tree gave me a nose bleed. they all laughed at me the whole day. in fact to this day she still laughs at me about it (i am 13 now)

My friends always play tag and I don't like that so I told them to play somthing else, but they said no! :p So what I did I just played with my friends. And we played man-hunt it's like tag. Then Itold my friends a secert and then they were happy that I told my secert. Then they told the everybody in my class. So I was mad at my friends and everybody laugh so I was mad at everybody. And my teacher was laughing at me and I was mad at my teacher.

I lived in a little town up north when I was in grade 3 and it was after school and I had to go to the bathroom really bad but the stalls were all taken. So I decided I could make it if I just ran all the way home. It was winter and I was amazed how well I was doing. I got all the way to my driveway and I was huffing and puffing and suddenly I knew that oh-no I couldn't make it to the back door on time. So I crouched down by the front porch and just let it flow right through my clothes. I was crying really loudly because I was so upset that I had tried so hard to make it. Then I noticed that icicles were hanging from the porch and they were huge. I tried to break a couple off while I crouched in my wet and steamy snow pants. But when I stood up I saw that the girl (my arch enemy by the way!) who lived across the street was staring at me from her front yard with her mouth open. I still remember the little puffs of breath coming from her mouth in the cold air. I called out "You poo-poo!" and crying even harder I ran to the back door with a big icicle in each hand. HOW EMBARRASSING!

one day i found out that a girl in my class new my stepbrother and was chatting with him on facebook. he told her a bunch of embarassing stuff about me and then she told a lot of people. i was so mad at him after that.

Hilarious! I laughed harder than I have in a long time when I read these - especially the ones about the static electricity, the Italian melon head and the aisle races. lol lol

Usually when we play soccer at school, I just stay out of the way and intercept some balls. One day, I felt more confident and went to try to get the ball. One came to me, and I was kicking it hard to try and send it down to the other side. Except the class clown went right in front of the ball at the exact moment I hit it, and it hit him square in the forehead.

When I was in grade three I dressed up like a princess with a beautiful dress and full makeup for Halloween. When I got home from school my Dad was home early for work and said Great costume! A monster princess! I guess all day I was rubbing my eyes and eating candy getting my lipstick all smeared and I never looked in the mirror so I didn't know my makeup was a MESS! I cried and my dad felt so bad!! How embarrassing!!!!!

I was trying to steel a soccer ball from this guy and when i went to kick it i missed and flew backwards into a mud pile i had to walk into class covered in mud and ask to go to the bathroom and everyone laughed at me i laughed with them and i still get reminded about to this day thanks to my charming very best friend!

Ewww...! My most embarrassing moment was when I laughed so hard my sides were hurting and then I started snorting and PHLEGM filled my mouth. I couldn't hold it in and spewed it all over my friend. That was the end of our tickle fights for good!

Pick Me! One day at camp at just a certain time I had my hand up to answer a question. She picked me and I totally forgot what I was going to say. The worst part is it happened a few times when I put my hand up again and she picked me and I forgot again! So she said radomly "don't worry it's just part of puberty" and everyone was quiet and staring at me and i felt so embarrassed!

Chocolate freak out...My most embarrassing moment is I once was all hyper because I ate TOO many chocolates. So I started screaming and being crazy outside my house. Then I realized what I was doing and noticed that everyone in the neighbourhood was looking right at me! I was too embarrassed to leave so I stayed home all day on the next day.

Calling the cops... My most embarrassing moment was when I was with my mom and my little brother and we were making a call at a payphone. There were two of them, and while my mom was on one my brother (who was only 7) called 911! The cops actually came and blamed it all on my mom! It was scary and funny at the same time. So many people were staring at us... I was embarrassed so much... my mom grounded my little brother for it big time! That's my MOST embarrassing moment!

Do you speak English?... My most embarrassing moment was when I walked up to the new French immersion class in my school. I was trying to welcome them, by saying hi and asking them if they wanted to come hang out with us. They didn't reply so I asked them again. Nothing. I didn't realize they were just ignoring me so I asked them if they could speak English. Then they gave me the most idiotic look as if I was stupid. "Ya, of course we do" one of them said. How embarrassing!

Spinning Swings!... One time me and some kids in my class (including my crush) were spinning each other on the swings at lunch. I was spinning so fast that I fell off the swing but my shorts AND underwear stayed on the swing! It was so embarrassing and my crush was laughing for weeks after that (but he was nice enough and didn't tell the whole school!)

Aisle Races!... One time I was at the grocery store and I was running down the aisles with my BFF. While we were running one way my mom was calling me down the other end so I turned around while I was running and I hit this big guy in the stomach. He was very strong and said "ow" and ran away crying!

Birthday Plunge... When I was at my birthday party three years ago I had to use the washroom real bad but there was a huge line up and I was at the end. Half an hour later I was finally next in line so when the door opened I ran in! Well, my Grandpa was in before me and forgot to put the seat down. In my hurry I didn't notice so when I sat down I fell right in the toilet and totally drenched my dress! How embarrassing.

CAUGHT!! I was on the computer PRETENDING I was doing homework because I was grounded from the internet. I had to use the kitchen computer so my mom could supervise. The screen doesn't face her way so I thought I was getting away with it. I opened an e-mail from my BFF of this calm picture of nothing, and then this TOTALLY scary face popped out of nowhere and I screamed! I was so caught, and SO EMBARRASSED!

MUD BUTT!I rode my bike to a party in the summer and it was after a rainy day. It wasn't until like 2 hours later that one of my friends told me I had wet mud splashed all the way from my butt up my back! HOW EMBARRASSING!

A-CHOOOO! I sneezed in Chemistry class when I was in a group with 2 guys and something shot out of my nose right onto the experiment. HOW EMBARRASSING!

Wednesday! One time I was walking around school for two periods with my skirt tucked in my underwear! And my underwear were the ones with the day printed on the back... double embarrassment!

ANNOYING LITTLE BROTHER! Last summer holiday I had a sleep over with my closest girlfriends. We were painting each other's toe nails when my 6 year old brother came running down the stairs with my bra in his hands screaming "I'm Sydney! And I like [name]! Oh La La!" My face turned as red as a tomato! The worst part was that my brother had a friend over... and he was his little brother!

Vacation Embarrassment "Last year my family and I took a vacation in Milan, Italy. I have to say my Italian isn't so great, so when my older brother took me out to an Italian café one afternoon, I asked him to tell me how to ask the waiter where the bathroom was. He told me, and the next time the waited came along, I said to him: "Sono una testa sciocca del melone." The waiter looked at me rather puzzled before saying in Shaky English, " I do not understand." My brother only told me after we left the restaurant that what I had said loosely translated in English as "I am a silly melon-head."

LOCKER SLIP UP One day when I opened my locker a bunch of stuff started to fall out. I had pictures of my crush in it and as he was walking by, the pictures flew into his face!! He looked very surprised when he saw all the pictures and then saw me standing there. I was so embarrassed!

STATIC ELECTRICITY! I was in the school production last year and I had a big part on stage. I was sooo nervous but I got all dressed up and was ready to do my best. The problem was we ran out of dryer sheets and my clothes were all staticy. By the time I got to school even my hair was staticy and it was sort of standing up. So there I was on stage and every time I turned to walk people would giggle. I found out later that I had a pair of PINK UNDERWEAR static-stuck to my BACK! That and the fly-away hair and my clingy static clothes... I was so embarrassed.

UH-OH, NO KEY! At my school, I was doing a project with my video camera. So no one would take it, I stuck it in my teacher's unlocked filing cabinet (with his permission). The next day when I planned to present it, I went to get it and pressed this little silver button, but that just locked it. When I went to get the key from my teacher he looked stunned and said he didn't have one, so I went to the office to get one. My Vice-Principal yelled at me and said they didn't have a key and embarrassed me in front of the entire full office. Later that day, my principal found a key and unlocked it for me. Thank Goodness!

IT WASN'T ME! One time I was in class and sitting at my desk. We're not allowed to have water on our desk so I just put it on the floor and when I went to reach it I tooted and the two people heard me beside me and one behind me. Unfortunately the person was a guy behind me so I blamed it on him! I was too embarrassed to look at either of them all day!!

Rrrrrrrippp!! My class was on an overnight trip for Outdoor Ed. We were on bikes and we were climbing a really steep rocky hill. I was talking with my crush and I lost my footing and well… I fell! That wasn't the worst part. I was wearing really tight jeans (a little too tight!) and when I fell they ripped on the inside thigh area right there in front of everyone. You get it. How seriously embarrassing!

Baaahahahaahahaaaa!! My most embarrassing moment was when me and my BFF were at camp and she said something really funny. So of course I laughed! We laughed so hard to the point where our stomachs ached! Then he said something else funny that made me laugh SO HARD I couldn't hold it and I kinda peed!

Wrong Answer!!! One day I was sitting in human body class not really paying attention (but I thought I knew what they were talking about). All of a sudden my teacher asked me a question so I answered the 'body part' I thought we were talking about and everyone started laughing hysterically! The answer was something totally different and I was so embarrassed!

Sound the Alarm!!! We were at Canadian Tire and I was pushing the cart. When we went to the checkout my Dad told me to put the cart back. Well... I thought that you had to go out of the store to put it back. Turns out I didn't. So I set off the alarm. OMG was it EMBARRASSING!

THEY JUST DON'T FIT! Before you read this, I'm letting you all learn that when your pants are too small on you, GET RID OF THEM! One day, I was debating if I should wear my favourite jeans for the last time before giving them to my little cousin. I chose to wear them ...BIG MISTAKE! Later that day, I could hear some guys laughing behind me, and I tried to ignore it. Then one said really loudly "PULL UP YOUR PANTS!" Most humiliating moment of my life!!