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y did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side
soo lame but so funny
Q.What's a dragons fav. part of school?
A. Fire drills.
whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
everybody can roast beef but no-one can pea soup!
what can hold alot of water but its full of holes?
or what do you do to make lady gaga stop crying
poke her face
Why are there only two doors on a chicken coupe?
Because if there were four, it would be a chicken sedan!
K, so a blonde a red head and a brunett all win the lottery. The brunett says shes getting a mansion because her old house is too small. The red head says shes getting a hellicopter because she likes traveling. the blonde says shes getting A NEW BUTT BECAUSE HER OLD ONE HAD A CRACK IN IT!!!! XD
What stops then goes, stops then goes?
A blonde at a blinking red light :D
what did the pink panther say when he squished an ant?
Dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant
What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin that pushed him.
Q: What happened when the grape crossed the road?
A: There was a traffic JAM.
what do you call a singing computer? a dell (adele)
What do you get when you cross a smurf with a cow? Blue Cheese! Hahaha funny!
you guys are corny get a new joke before my brother throws up in my coat!!!!
Mary's father has 3 daughters, April and June. What's the 3 daughters name? A= Mary.......GET IT!!?!!?!!!?
Im as wide as a bowl as deep as a cup but even a river coulnt fill me up. What am I?
A funnel LOLz
hay yall these all the funniest but get a loud of this Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
A: Kung Flu!
One night a man was followed by a coffin, terrified he ran to his house locked himself in the bathroom the coffin crashed down the door and the only thing he could find to throw at it was some cough syrup, so he threw the bottle and... wait for it... the coffin stopped!
what do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacther...LOTS OF BLOOD TESTS!. GET iT..??
how can you put a giraffe in the fridge?
open the door and put in it!
how do you put a elephant in the fridge?
take out the giraffe and put it in
if there was an animal reunion, wich animal wouldnt show up?
the elephant because hes still in the fridge!!!!!
What did the red light say to the green light?.....Dont look at me im changing!
Knock Knock: Whos there?
Olive you people are FUNNY!
why do they call some where you park a drive way and some where you drive a park way? funny ah!
what's black, white and red all over??
i invented that joke
What happens if you run behind a car?
You get EXHAUSTED!!
Anna gonna tell you anything until you open the door!
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
You take away his credit cards LOL LOL!!!!!!!!
Ahahahahahahahaahhahaa these are the funniest!!
Do you know the difference between the bird flue and the swine flue? Well, for the bird flue you get tweet-ment and for the swine flue you get oink-ment. :)
how do you tell a kabob to be quiet???? Shish kabob!!!!
What did the Psychic say to his friend?
You're fine, how am I?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What sound does a grape make when you step on it?
None, it just lets out a little "wine" :-)
What did they award the guy who invented the door knocker?
The No-BELL Prize!
What kind of ball won't bounce?
A snow ball!
Why is Rudolph always wet?
Because he's a RAINdeer!
what reindeer always got in trouble?
The Big Bad Wolf said "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!!" The little pig said "Get lost or I'll sneeze on you!"
what did the wall say to the other wall? i'll meet you later at the corner. HAhaahaha
Q - when does christmas come before halloween?
A - in the dictionary!!
Funny! I have not heard lots of them and they are good jokes! :)
Why did the reindeer cross the road? because that's where the sleigh was parked!!!! :P
What do you call an exponent made of a flower?
The power of the flower!
Q:What get's whiter the dirtier it get
A: a chalkbord
Have you heard the joke about the butter? Well I can't tell you because you might spread it!!!!!!
Why did the bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yoke!!!!!!
What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
Why do some students not like math homework?
Because it's full of problems!!
what do fake teeth and stars have in common? they both come out at night!!!
why do hamburgers work out at the gym? because they want to get their 'buns' in shape
Why did the queen draw straight lines? Because she is the RULER!
Teacher: Ralph, you missed school yesterday didn't you?
Ralph: Nope, not a bit!
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately!!!!
What kind of Chinese food is so heavy? Won-ton-s!
What did the monster say to the waitress when he ordered his coffee? Can I have some Scream and Sugar with that please!
What happens if you fall down while trick or treating?
You get a BOO BOO :)
How do witches keep their hair from blowing around when they are on their brooms?
They use Scare Spray!!!
What kind of cake is so sad?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ? Because he needed some 'spare ribs'!
Funny... why are they called a-part-ments when they are stuck together?
Where does seaweed look for a job? In the Kelp Wanted ads!
What is the most adorable thing in math class? An ACUTE angle!
What do cats put in their soft drinks? Mice Cubes!
What is Beethoven doing in his coffin? Decomposing!
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck in the chicken's feathers!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when drinking cold chocolate milk? Take the straw out!
What do whales like to chew? Blubber Gum!
Why was the thirsty alien hanging around the computer? He was looking for the Space Bar!
Snow White took some family photos of her and the seven dwarfs. She merrily took the film to be developed. After a week she went to pick them up. "I'm sorry miss," said the clerk. "They are not back yet." Snow White was so disappointed that she began to cry. "Aw, don't worry Miss," the clerk said soothingly... "Some day your PRINTS will come."!!!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pie!
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What do you call an oyster that won't share? A selfish shellfish!
What did the judge say when he saw a skunk in the courtroom? Odor in the court!
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get TOAD!
What do you call a chicken in the North Pole? LOST!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
What are three consecutive days that don't include Monday, Wednesday or Friday? Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
There was a guy who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win...Unfortunately, no pun-in-ten-did!